i'm grem. she/they/he ⚧ i have more hyper fixations than i can count on both hands. 30. autistic. minors dni!!! terfs NOT welcome.

crealiv:

i think my favourite casual goof the adventure zone does is when the more serious-voiced characters will drop a completely deadpan rendition of an absolutely bonkers turn of phrase

like, lucretia in her ordinary stern and deliberate voice just casually saying “point and click, baby. windows 98” will never not be funny to me

gasterofficial:

erinomaista:

gasterofficial:

put that old man in a situation

This is my old man. The situation?

He conpfy.

FUCK yes everybody go home this post is about him now

hera-the-wizard:

unnecromanceable-dave:

hera-the-wizard:

undeaddfelix:

hera-the-wizard:

undeaddfelix:

hera-the-wizard:

oh so when a so-called “ARCHAEOLOGIST” goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled “MUSEUMS” it’s all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-

Bro if I die you can raid my tomb

thank you so much! you wouldn’t have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD’S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?

Nah bro you’re cool

sweet! now if you’ll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:

Yessiree

hey what’s your name there

moogle-woogle:

ALT

Maji duck has arrived! He’s reunited with Kiryu duck now, the world is balanced :3

ALT

catmask:

sonyakiii:

kassasaurus-rex:

one of my cousins has one of those wretched sequined nicolas cage pillows and today the rest of us received this photo of perhaps the most upsetting thing i’ve seen all year, slugolas cage

serbiadisturbia:

transfantasma:

theythemthighs:

saintjosie:

saintjosie:

thickness-protection-program:

gravityjunior:

Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don’t understand I’m like yes 🥰 that’s language babes 💖

고추

hehe i said penis